Children's Day Special: Some funny answers given by children

It's Children's Day! Besides the other national days celebrated in the country, Children's Day holds the special mark of influence in the lives of millions of children, amongst the educational institutions in India, on 14th November of every year.

Observing some of the students' lifestyles and behaviours in and out of school premises, we've gathered few conversational jokes on children, to tickle the funny bone in you. Enjoy as you read them further.

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Cycling to school

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher: Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Strange socks

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green, and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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Chemistry lab

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Shyam, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

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Wish of a young boy

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. And the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I pray for a new bicycle!"
"I pray for a new Nintendo!"
"I pray for a new VCR!"

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which, the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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God is Missing!

There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty, and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.

Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him "Tell me where is god?" The boy keeps him silence. Then doctor again with a loud voice asked him "Tell me where is God?".

The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.

When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached the home and asked "Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?"

The elder brother said, "God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it"

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