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Teachers Day Jokes for Light Read

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Teachers day mostly revolves around the importance, respect, reverence and all earnest aspects of being a teacher or a student. But a student-teacher relationship would have never worked without humour in their lives. Here are some of the funny student-teacher jokes that you would enjoy and reminisce as you read!

Smart Teacher 

Four high school boys come late to class
Teacher : Why are you late?
Student1: We all thought to do car pooling today and came in the same car. Unfortunately one of the tyres burst. That's why we were late.
(All students nod head)
Teacher: Okay, come write a test that you had missed.
(Teacher makes the sit apart and hands them a sheet of paper)
Question: Which of the four tyres got flat?

Teachers Day Jokes for Light Read

Over smart student

Teacher: Manisha, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Manisha: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'

No more questions!

Trying to emphasise the importance of teachers, a teacher tries to ask a rhetorical question.
Teacher: "What do you call students without a teacher?"
Bunty: Happy

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Innocently sarcastic

A teacher tries to make the primary school kids realise about the greatness of teachers.
Teacher: Do you know how a teacher knows so well about each of the students?
Pintu: Yes ma'am. You know when we have to use the rest room.

Chemistry Mystery

Teacher: What is the formula of water?
Teacher: How?
Harini: It was you who told us that its H to O (H2O).

Wife or teacher?

Man 1: Please give roses to your wife today.
Man 2: It is Teacher's Day.
Man 1: *Scratches head* My wife is not a teacher.
Man 2: You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else.

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