The following is a compilation of the things you'll never hear a teacher say. This list can by no means be complete, there is always a many more things that you'll never hear from your teacher.
These can be credited to all teachers who have learned to see themselves in a different way, finding both humour and meaning in these.
Here is the list of things that you will never hear a teacher say:
"I am so overpaid."
"The month of May is the most relaxing month."
"If you're done with your gum, stick it under your desk!"
"Sure you can have re-test."
"The classroom smells great."
"Our principal is so smart."
"Evaluations keeps me focused."
"Here's my phone number and email address. Contact me if you any questions."
"I didn't realise it's Friday already."
"I can't believe, I get paid for this."
"Unless I have a full classroom, I don't feel like teaching."
"I really hope there is a fire drill today."
Have you ever found yourself saying one of these lines? If so, which one of these? There are even more lines than these for sure, let us know if you have any. In any case, hopefully this brightens up your day as you head back into the classroom to teach your young minds into something great.