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You know you have been in a consultancy firm too long when...
1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
2. You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
3. You refer to dating as test marketing.
4. You can spell "paradigm."
5. You write executive summaries on your love letters.
6. Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
7. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
8. Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
9. You use the term "value-added" services very often.
10. You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and Internet connection. Send us your feedback on this article
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